1.Why did the frog go to the bank? To get a frog mortgage!
2.What do you call a frog that loves to shop? An amphibian-omaniac!
3.Where do frogs keep their money? In their croak accounts!
4.What did the frog order at the restaurant? Hop-sektizers!
5.Why was the frog never invited to parties? He always croaks too loud!
6.What did the frog say when he saw a light bulb? “It’s lit!”
7.What kind of car does a frog drive? A hopporati!
8.What did the frog do after he received his degree? He croaked it!
9.Why don't frogs like to play cards? Too many cheepers!
10.What did the frog say when he heard a joke? “That’s hoppin’ funny!”
11.Why don’t frogs like living in the city? Too much frog-fic!
12.What did the frog say when he tried a new type of food? “It frots my socks off!”
13.What do frogs order at the movies? Hoppy-corn and a sip-to-share!
14.What did the frog say when he stumbled? “Easy does it…ribbit!”
15.Why don’t frogs like to get haircuts? They don’t want to lose their lily pads!
16. What did one frog say to the other frog? “It’s time to croak the day!”
17.What did the frog say when he found a four-leaf clover? “Lucky frog me!”
18.What did the frog order from his favorite restaurant? A frog parmigiana!
19.What did the frog say when he received a gift? “Thanks, hop much!”
20.Why don't frogs give each other high-fives? They'd rather frog fives!
21. What did the frog do when he was bored? He croaked it up with his friends!
22.Why don't frog's like to go out dancing? They don't know how to frog-et!
23.What did the frog say when he was full? “I’m stuffed frog legs!”
24.Why don't frogs like making phone calls? Because they always get tongue tied!
25.What did the frog say when he saw a frog in a tuxedo? “You look hopping handsome!”
26.Why don't frogs like traveling by plane? They get frog-tired!
27.What did one frog say to the other frog after a long day? “Let’s croak it in!”
28.Why don't frog's like to eat ice cream? They always get frog-stomaches!
29.What did the frog say when he was offered a job? “Hopping on board!”
30.Why don't frogs like eating popcorn? They always get frog-stuck!
31.What did the frog say when he found a new toy? “Frog-tastic!”
32.Why don't frogs like eating cake? Because it's too sweet for them to croak about!
33.What did the frog order at the bar? A frog-mosa, of course!
34.Why don't frog's like the beach? Too many sand flies!
35.What did the frog say when he needed a nap? “Time for some frog-dos!”
36.Why don't frogs like to play video games? They don't like pressing the frog buttons!
37.What did one frog say to the other frog when they met? “Frog-tastic to meet you!”
38.Why don't frogs like going on roller coasters? They get frog-gets!
39.What did the frog order at a fancy dinner party? Frog-nati and frog-ignon!
40.Why don't frog's like riding horses? They always get frog-faced!
41.What did the frog say when he saw a funny movie? “That was ribbeting good!”
42.Why don't frog's like playing sports? They always get frog-footed!
43.What did the frog say when he saw a beautiful sunset? “Frog-tastic view!”
44.Why don't frog's like going to the gym? Too much frog-ercise!
45.What did the frog order on vacation? A frog-roll and frog-rita!
46.Why don't frogs like going to the dentist? They always get frog-teeth!
47.What did the frog say when he was feeling energized? “I’m hopping fit today!”
48.Why don't frog's like going camping? Too many frog-skeeters!
49.What did the frog order for his birthday? A frog-tart and frog-accino!
50.Why don't frogs like playing chess? Too hard to frog-et the moves!
51.What do you call a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola!
52.Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in his car!
53.Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He was hop-ing to solve a mystery!
54.How does a frog feel when it has a broken leg? Unhoppy!
55.Why did the frog go to the bank? He wanted to jump-start his savings!
56.What do you call a frog who works at a restaurant? A sous-chef-ibian!
57.What did the frog say when it jumped into the lake? "Water you waiting for? Let's go!"
58.Why did the frog stay in the parking lot all night? He was a toad-al car enthusiast!
59.What did the frog say when it saw the fly? "Catch ya later, alligator!"
60.Why don't frogs make good lawyers? They always ribbit the wrong evidence.
61.What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit? A bunny hopper!
62.Why was the frog unhappy with his job? He was just a tadpole.
63.What do you call a frog's favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
64.How did the frog feel when he won the lottery? He was jumping for joy!
65.What do you call a group of frogs that love to sing together? A choir-ophyll!
66.Why did the frog start a band? He wanted to jumpstart his music career.
67.What did the frog say when it saw the beautiful pond? "This is un-frog-ettable!"
68.How do you know if a frog is a good dancer? It has some hop in its step.
69.Why did the frog wear a bowtie to the party? He wanted to look ribbit-ing!
70.What do you call a frog that loves to travel? A hop-timist!
71.Why did the frog get a ticket? He was caught jayfrogging!
72.What do you call a frog that loves to decorate? A hop-stylist!
73.Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car was toad!
74.What do you call a frog that can never stay still? A jump-a-lot!
75.What did the frog say when it won the race? "I knew I could ribbit to the finish line!"
76.Why did the frog become a librarian? He loved to jump into a good book!
77.What do you call a frog that's a great storyteller? A frog-tale spinner!
78.How does a frog stay cool in the summer? It jumps into a pond and croaks!
79.What do you call a frog that loves to exercise? A fitness-tadpole!
80.Why did the frog go to the doctor? He was feeling a little green.
81.Why was the frog late for work? He got caught in traffic on the lily pad.
82.What do you call a frog's favorite flower? A croakus!
83.Why did the frog call his girlfriend? He wanted to hear her croak!
84.What do you call a frog with a drinking problem? An ale-amphibian!
85.How does a frog feel when it loses its tail? Un-hoppy!
86.Why did the frog wear sunglasses? He didn't want to be recognized... he was in disguise-tadpole!
87.What did the frog say to the fly? "Don't bug me!"
88.How do frogs stay in shape? They do a lot of jumping jacks!
89.What do you call a frog that's a great kisser? A prince among frogs!
90.Why did the frog join the military? He wanted to be a hop-soldier!
That's it for now, froggies! I hope you've enjoyed these frog puns - but don't forget to check back for more frog-tastic fun! Ribbit on!
